{"id":332,"date":"2009-12-20T17:05:01","date_gmt":"2009-12-20T22:05:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.richardhornsby.com\/?p=332"},"modified":"2009-12-20T17:05:01","modified_gmt":"2009-12-20T22:05:01","slug":"will-the-real-zenaida-gonzalez-please-stand-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hornsby.com\/blog\/will-the-real-zenaida-gonzalez-please-stand-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Will the Real Zenaida Gonzalez Please Stand Up!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Okay unfaithful ones, I need to get a life.<\/p>\n

So here I was watching Saturday Night Live (Google v. iPhone) when I noticed this post on the MarinadeDave blog: ALERT! Zenaida Myspace page logged into today!<\/p>\n

Now, my first reaction was:<\/p>\n

No shit, Zenaida’s got a MySpace page? She needs to get a life too. I mean who uses MySpace anymore?<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

But then I remembered that Casey Anthony had already ruined her life<\/a> and that this Zenaida Gonzalez had hired The M-Team<\/a> to clear her name. (Listen: The M-Team Intro)<\/p>\n

Now aside from my continuing suspicions about whether The M-Team took on Ms. Gonzalez’s case out of the goodness of their hearts solely<\/strong> to clear poor little old Zenaida Gonzalez\u2019s name (I am unaware of them donating any time to the Florida Innocence Project<\/a> or helping people like James Bain, Leroy McGee, or Bill Dillon<\/a> clear their equally valuable names), I thought this post needed some looking into.<\/p>\n

And man was I reeled in, it was great – if Casey really set up this MySpace page, it provided proof of cold and calculating pre-meditation. But then I read the HinkyMeter and it appears this may be some elaborate hoax \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

Undeterred, I moseyed<\/a> on over to WebSleuths and there it was like lights on a Christmas Tree: Is Casey the real Zenaida?<\/a> This thread had Five Star ratings and all. I was hooked for about five minutes – and then I got a headache.<\/p>\n

But around page 25 of the thread, I did come across some righteous conspiracy angles regarding the issuing of traffic tickets to both Annie Downing and Zenaida Gonzalez on May 24, 2008… (cue mystery music)<\/p>\n

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Now the first thing that came to my mind was:<\/p>\n

“Well, I understand why that reporter called me on April 10, 2009 and asked me to look into this TicketGate.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And so look<\/strong> is exactly what I did and (Spoiler Alert) while I did not find any real Casey Anthony link, I think I may have found a real juicy Cindy Anthony conspiracy theory – shall I explain?<\/p>\n

As most of you guessed, the first thing I did was visit the Orange County Clerk’s website to look up both Annie Downing and Zenaida Gonzalez. To my amazement, there were tickets issued to them both on the same day – the plot thickens.<\/p>\n

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But wait, it appears that Ms. Gonzalez received not one BUT two tickets…<\/p>\n

\nNow this second ticket was a criminal ticket (more on that later), so it must have been that dastardly Casey Anthony if it was a criminal ticket! She clearly was posing as Zenaida Gonzalez AND Annie Downing on the same day; or was she? Well, this is what inquiring minds want to know! (And National Enquiring minds too, I suppose.)<\/p>\n

But before I go any further, I need to explain a little court procedure.<\/p>\n

As I explained in a non-Casey Anthony post (Florida\u2019s Uniform Case Numbering System<\/a>) Florida utilizes a uniform case numbering system that utilizes a twenty character sequence that has five components (Boring I know, but necessary).<\/p>\n

And so the case numbers assigned to the three tickets were as follows:<\/p>\n